You're dealiing wiith a god here.

Your name was SOLLUX 'mage' CAPTOR-STRIDER, but after a final TENTH death, you have CEASED TO EXSIST.

probably.
megansienkiewicz:

The proper term for this is “heterochromia”, when one eye is different than the other. It happens when there is either a lack or excess amount of melanin 

megansienkiewicz:

The proper term for this is “heterochromia”, when one eye is different than the other. It happens when there is either a lack or excess amount of melanin 

(via megxn-deactivated20130116)


...Damnit brother. I'd hoped I could talk to you one last time.

Sollux? Are you still there?

Seriously Sollux you didnt say anything did you mean to do that?

Brother!


elderknightofblood:

bee-wonder:

“Ii triied, 0kay?”

>You laugh and hug him one more time, somewhat sheepishly.

“Yeah, and failed miserably, as expected. It’s okay. The comedically challenged corner is nice.”

> Hey, you’ll hug him all the times he wants right now. 

“Fuuuuuuuck.”

>That about sums up everything going through your mind right now.


elderknightofblood:

bee-wonder:

“Maiinly beiing an antii2ociial fuckhead for the wiin.”

>Your jokes are just getting more and more horrible.

> You roll your eyes, which you’ve noticed you still try and do it with both of them. You guess they have phantom things other than limbs too.

“Sollux, stop trying to be funny before you hurt someone. Comedy is clearly not your forte.” 

“Ii triied, 0kay?”

>You laugh and hug him one more time, somewhat sheepishly.


elderknightofblood:

bee-wonder:

“…Thank you. 2eriiou2ly, ii ju2t fuckiing… ugh. At lea2t ii’m not leaviing a lot of people behiind.”

> You hug him again, trying not to squish the cat between the two of you.

“You’re welcome. I know, okay? Obviously. But that is a plus, I suppose.” 

“Maiinly beiing an antii2ociial fuckhead for the wiin.”

>Your jokes are just getting more and more horrible.